Privacy Chair01

please respect my furniture.

sit down. say nothing. earn monero.

A white plastic monobloc chair with a black redaction bar across its backrest, on orange. — seat occupied by nobodyfig. 01

Model: Privacy Chair
Material: plastic
Seats: 1
Identity: undisclosed
Yield: xmr

Buy $CHAIRavailable at launch

xmr paid to holders

starts at launch.

a quiet chair. an on-chain paper trail.

wallets paid—

last payout tx

redact me.

one chair. any nobody.

personal edition / 02

your identity, flat packed.fig. 02

drag the bar. pull the corner. arrow keys work too.

orchoose a photo

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an invented silhouette is keeping your seat warm.

02 / choose your privacy

bar size14%

bar width80%

please respect my furniture

03 / leave no forwarding address

post it

download first, then attach the PNG to your post.

the quiet section.

eight invented occupants. no guest list.

meme wall / 03

check your xmr

your wallet. your business.

nothing to do.
nowhere to be.

the benefits of sitting still.

01hold $chair.
02every trade sends 1% to holders in xmr.
03pump.fun pays it out. nothing to claim.

Native pump.fun holder rewards, paid automatically on-chain. Paired with wrapped Monero (wXMR) on Solana.

The orange Privacy Chair, also with its backrest redacted.

hiding in plain sight.

made by someonefor anyone